It is undeniable that breakups are one of the hardest things to go through in life. Of course, it doesn’t make your whole life miserable as life continues after losing someone; you just have to be healthy. However, some people do not quickly recover from it and take it so much into their hearts that their lives are affected miserably. Breakups can be done in a lot of ways, depending on a person. In this article, we would talk about different ways people had done it, and how seemingly brutal yet hilarious they did it.
This Message Will Surely Not Fall On Deaf Ears
This is surely one clever way to end things with your partner. We can say that whoever might not be thinking straight and probably do not have any more ideas on how to say the things written on the pizza box properly. However, we think the opposite. The person must have thought about it a lot that he or she wanted to give at least a smile on their partner’s face once his or her message has gotten to them.
Saying things at the same time might be fun when you both are bringing exciting news to each other. Well, for some, both news is positive and will surely make the other happy. However, that is not always the case. Like what happened to our guy, Jacob. This must have been awkward for both of them. Jacob only wanted to take it to the next level but was surprised that the girl doesn’t feel the same way.
The Prenup Should Have Included The Dog
This has got to be one of the saddest things you can see in your life. Well, for Paul, it might be the same case. We are quite sure if the right Paul has seen the message or will ever have the guts to go back to that place after reading it. It could have been a smart move if he included his dog in the prenup shots with his wife. Now that both his wife and his dog are gone, we think it would be useful if he did.
The Whole Town Knows
Do you know anything about English proverbs? Well, there is this English proverb that says, “Hell hath no fury as a woman scorned.” And we think it is the best thing that describes the whole situation that this guy, Steven, is going through the moment he sees this. It is safe to say that he did deserve it after knowing that he did cheat on his wife. Relationships normally get boring the long years it takes, but it doesn’t give you a free ticket to cheating. Everyone knows that. You saw it coming, Steve!
Joke Gone Wrong
Jokes are usually one way the mood of everyone to a lighter level. Also, it is a great way to break the ice when a situation gets quite cold and awkward. However, it is used differently right now, as you can see. You might think this is funny but wait till it happens to you. You probably wouldn’t even crack a smile after reading the text. Who would, right? We just hope whoever received the text moves on really fast.
Not Cool, Dave…
Cheating on your wife and kids isn’t the best idea one could have. It gets complicated and will end up a disaster, especially if your wife has clever ways on how to get back on you. Well, Dave must not have thought about it thoroughly. He underestimated her wife! Look at how her wife did it. He deserved it. Not only did Dave become the talk of the town, but also he lost his wife, kids, and money!
11:11 is quite popular with people. It is the time when they say their wishes. The wishes can be about anything, and they say that it will all come true if you wish exactly at 11:11. Well, for this couple, their wishes were quite different from each other. One wanted to receive love and care from the other, and one just wanted to break up. Well, after knowing each other wishes, we hope the other one will be happy with the result.
Sometimes Your Effort Is Not Enough
Seeing this does strike a little in your heart. Everyone can tell that Keenen did not deserve what he was going through at that moment. Saying that he is hurt by what happened is not enough, he’s beyond hurt. Especially if the reason why the girl wanted to break up with him is because of what he does for her; his efforts. May it be a reminder for all of us that you can’t make everyone happy even if you’re doing your best.
That’s What I Want
If you wanted to break up with someone you’re in a relationship with, you should think it through over and over again before doing so. You must be tough and firm about whatever decision you ended up so that you won’t be carried away with anything that your partner says to you once you break out the news. Like this one, for example. The ex is trying to manipulate the other. It’s a good thing that the other person stood firm with the decision he or she made.
That’s One Really Interesting Yard Sale!
Yards sales are viral. It is one of the best ways to declutter and discard your not useful items for you or even just the items that you no longer want to use. You clean your space and get a few bucks out of it. You can even bargain! Well, as for this case, it is quite a lot different. The wife would probably not know what to feel when she saw this. Although it wasn’t right either to cheat, she must have seen this coming! It’s a clever way though to end things with her. A good job indeed.
It’s Not What You Think…
Acronyms are commonly used by people to shorten the text message they wanted to say to the person their texting. It saves time and effort, as well. However, sometimes, it can be a little misleading and would probably even send a different meaning to the person reading it like this one, for example. One person sent the acronym “ily,” whereas the person receiving it thought it was short for I Love You but meant I’m Leaving You.
Something Sweet To Counteract The Bitterness
This way of breaking off with someone truly is clever. What could be the best way to cover up the bitterness of something than to add a little sweet into it! That’s precisely what this person did! However, no matter how sweet you think it is, it is still a breakup. And no matter how the break up is done, it is even painful. We just hope the person that will be receiving this cake enjoys it to the fullest.
Your Focus Is Way Off
Mathematics could be tough for someone to handle or even comprehend. Some people might not be good at it but good at something else. You can’t have it all, as the saying goes. However, being incompetent in Mathematics shouldn’t be a reason for the breakup. However, proper knowledge in English language, grammar, and spelling included, can be considered necessary in a relationship, though. Ron may think it was because of his lacking skills in Math, but it was definitely because of how he communicates.
Be Careful Who You Trust
Well, we can all agree that this is one of the worst ways to get notified that you are just about to be single. While driving on the road, seeing signs that you thought will lead to something exciting and romantic, actually led you to something that’s going to wreck you. This lady’s experience with her ex is traumatizing! Not only that, but she was also only given less than a week to find a place to stay. How can someone ever do this, right? Sometimes, you do not know how much people can hurt you.
Denial At Its Best
This guy right here probably loves her girlfriend or ex-girlfriend rather at such a great length that he couldn’t even decipher that she wanted to break up with him! He’s probably in denial, well, we can say, in denial at its best. It’s hard for him to assess what was happening at that time that he doesn’t want to face the fact. However, soon, he’ll realize what she was saying and will be hit by reality at its best too.
Biggest Breakup Combo
Cheating really may be fun at first. You get all through that excitement of doing it with the one you’re cheating with and not care about it as long as you’re having fun. But eventually, all of the things you did behind your partner’s back will soon come to your conscience and make you realize something. It will haunt you until you can no longer take it. The person who wrote it probably had used all the guts and courage he or she had left as for the girl who received this.
When Hints Are Not Enough
Not all the time, people can read between the lines. Some may have a hard time getting what you mean when you don’t say what you want to say directly like this one, for example. The person was clearly trying to break up but can’t be direct about it and just dropping hints to the other person. However, the other person seems to not want to break up and keeps missing the meaning behind the messages. This may make the other person look slow when, in fact, he or she just loves the other person too much.
Reflect On Things
Using the bathroom can be one of the ways people meditate as you feel refreshed after taking a bath or just a quick refresher. Usually, you do not experience anything exciting while using the bathroom since you do use it every day, and there’s nothing you can do inside to make you excited. However, this time, using it as one of the ways to deliver your break up message is something else. This will indeed make you go out of your bathroom distressed.
You Need To Get It Together
People of younger age can be seen dating one another. Although it may not be as serious, just like the older people take it, it is still something that shouldn’t be taken lightly by younger people. Rachel knows that communication between lovers is vital in a relationship, and she is not quite dumb not to notice that there is something wrong with her relationship with Shawn. It has been going on for three months, and she just needed to confirm it. Rachel did give him a good talking.
Nothing Like A Game To Help You Through A Breakup
There is nothing quite depressing than finding out that your partner is seeing someone else. This girl found out that her partner has been cheating on her through Facebook. The guy even had the guts to be exposed to social media with his other girl. Now, it’s payback time for that thing he did. Her girlfriend let him play the game Scavenger Hunt in finding his stuff. Well, he’s lucky she didn’t break his stuff and only hid it somewhere. All he has to do is to remember the small details of their relationship.
The Whole World Knows
There is no easy way of breaking up with someone. All breakups are hard to do and even hard to deliver the words to your partner. Sometimes, you’ll feel that you can’t do it, and it would probably take you a lot more time to do so. However, this guy doesn’t seem to care at all. He broke up with her girlfriend through social media, and what’s worse is that people on Facebook, their friends, and even their families can see it too! We hope that the girl was online and read it first.
With Deep Regret
We all know that letters can be used to express your feelings to someone, especially when you want to keep it private and memorable as usual, people retain the messages from their loved ones. However, Erin must probably throw the message her ex-boyfriend gave her this time. The message was full of compliment and sweet words at first, but eventually, it is revealed that he wanted to break up and that he’s leaving her. It’s the worst letter Erin ever received throughout her life.
Hopefully, He Saw This
There is no denying that discovering that you are now single through social media platforms and having it seen by many people can be devastating. However, there’s also this one guy who experienced being notified that he’s single through newspaper ads. Whom do you think has the worst experience? Well, both ways hurt a lot. We just hope Kevin Maxey read it as it will be awkward to act all sweet when he sees his ex-girlfriend.
It’s Not You, It’s Me
Who would have thought that you can’t only use breakup letters in relationships but also at work? Well, this girl thought it was okay to do so. She wrote a breakup a letter addressed to the burger restaurant, namely Five Guys, and expressed her desire to resign from work. Everyone will find it hilarious. We just hoped that she was close to his boss or her colleagues to be able to pull this trick out without getting into any trouble before leaving.
This is indeed one smart way to let people know that you and your husband are no longer together for some specific reason. This woman nailed it in informing their neighbors about what happened shortly. Usually, writing it in a paper or box can be enough already, but this woman did it professionally. She had made a professional sign that explains why she moved out. The neighbors wouldn’t probably invite the husband for barbeque any longer after learning about his infidelity.
Thanks For The (Imaginary) Memories
It is indeed apparent that Greg just made up all this information and happenings in his mind. From the meeting up to the divorce that happened to him and this “Dr. Who Girl” were entirely just made up by his imagination. It’s hilarious to find out that he thought of such a thing, but what makes it even funnier is the fact that he doesn’t want it to happen in real life! What is the truth, Greg?
While I’m At It….
Young love it cute and is nice to see. However, it may not be the case for Krystal. Delauren, on the other side, might have thought that breaking up with her girlfriend Krystal, through a note, is sweet. Especially that it is their first-month “anniversary,” he felt he needed to make it someone special and still greet her. And so he wrote a breakup letter to Krystal and welcomed her on their special day. What do you think Crystal will probably feel about it?
Gone Too Far To Back Out
When you are trying to break up with your partner, and you want to do it as this guy did, you should be careful and be keen to the details that you’re typing in your message to your soon-to-be-ex so that you won’t end up like him. He probably let his panic consume him after getting caught, and so he tried to get away with it by just going on with the flow and didn’t bother to explain at all.
No one really can keep the secret of infidelity for that long. Especially when the girl you’re playing with is someone who just won’t sit back and let herself get played by someone. This is what happened to this guy. In the sign, there was no indication on which of the two girlfriends found out first that she wasn’t the only one. However, that doesn’t matter because the two of them worked together to get their revenge. Now, the guy’s all alone, and we’re not sure if he will still be able to find someone after everyone knew what happened.
The Never-ending List
There is no easy way to break up with someone, especially on how to say it to them or explain to them the reason for doing so. Although usually, people involved in the relationship will just talk it out in a friendly way, others have different ideas to do it. There’s this one person who broke up with his or her partner by writing all the reasons why he or she wanted to break up. The person listed all the wrong things the receiver had done. It might be brutal, but indeed it was informative.
No One Has To Know
As we have mentioned earlier, writing a letter is one way you can express your feelings when talking seems to be out of the option for you. This is another breakup letter, though. Even though it was, the message was full of carefully curated sweet words, and things were phrased carefully to lessen the pain it will cause to the receiver. However, at the end of the letter, it says, “No one has to know we were going together in the first place.” Ouch.
So Hard To Put Into Words
We have another breakup letter here! However, this one is quite different from the rest that we have seen and talked about. The guy who wrote the letter owned the fact that he wasn’t good at explaining his feelings through words. However, in his letter, he didn’t write anything at all except for the breakup line he used and a giraffe he drew himself in. If he did this to make his ex bitter, well, he has a lot more to learn when it comes to relationships.
Adding Insult To Injury
People in a relationship announcing their breaks up through social media platforms are still a mystery up to now. Although it can be seen so often already, we just still can’t figure out why they won’t just talk about it privately. In this breakup, it’s evident that his girlfriend is dumping Dan because of a guy named Gary. To make it even worse, it was done on Valentine’s Day, and he was getting kicked out of their house without prior notice.
Too Brutal For Comfort
When you break up with someone, the last thing you can do to your partner or soon-to-be-ex is to be friendly and comforting as much as you can be to make the pain somehow more bearable. However, it is not the case for this guy. He wrote a note saying, “Valerie get out of my life” with a drawing of a girl being beheaded. This guy probably needs help. As for Valerie, we just hope she finds someone better than his ex. Indeed, a lot better.
Straight To The Point
Writing a long letter to be able to deliver your message carefully and less hurting is an excellent way of doing it, especially if you have been together with the receiver for years. However, you can expect less for middle schoolers. What Jenny did was precisely okay and straight to the point. Well, they’re just too young to know much about that stuff. In the letter, she made it clear she doesn’t want to go out with any of Alexander’s friends.
The Reference Wasn’t Lost
In breaking up, there is no way to do it quickly. You may think that you can just say it to your partner just like that and get over it, but of course, you still have to consider their feelings and the emotions they’ll be getting after you say it to them. Some people use quotes from movies, books, comics, etc. Like this breakup message right here, he used a line from Batman. Not bad, don’t you think?
A “New Movie”
Well, out of the breakup strategies that were used and mentioned in this article. This has got to be the wittiest one. The receiver was indeed invited by the sender to a “new movie” but instead got dumped. It is not quite apparent at first that the sender wanted to break up, but if you think about it thoroughly, you will be able to crack the message behind it. It will surprise the receiver once the message hint given has been noticed.
A Better Trick
This joke is hilarious, and we can tell that the woman indeed got the point for this round. The couple has a sense of humor when it comes to these things. However, if it wasn’t a joke at all, then it is quite terrible for the woman. She was getting dumped while pregnant is one of the worst experiences a woman can ever have. Aside from having to go through the pregnancy all one, she will raise the kid all alone too, and the kid won’t have a father to grow up with. We just hope they talk it out before breaking it off right away.
You Should Ask For A Divorce
One basic rule that you must use when you are cheating with someone is that always to be careful when sending text messages. This guy lost his mind when he realized that he sent the letter to his wife that was intended for his side chick. Well, for a moment, the wife must probably felt relieved as the message wasn’t intended for her, but as soon as she realized she’s being cheated on, we can only guess what happened after to them.
Funny But Not Budging
In the photo, you can see that the relationship has ended, and there’s no chance of reviving it in any way. The breakup message that was sent turned out to be quite funny because of the autocorrects that messed it up. The relationship might have been terrible as they still find time to make jokes even if they’re relationship is going downhill. How bad could it be then? We can only imagine.