No Ticket Please
Well, give this person a gold star for effort. There really is nothing they can do if their door is frozen shut! It really makes you feel for them, yikes, I hope it works. We hope they have some seriously good auto insurance if they poured hot water onto the door handle, cause that will only make matters worse.
Windshield Glory
From a distance, it looks like a rather non-intimidating note with the whole “hiya” business! Which is a very British way of saying, hey, how are you? But in this case, the more you read, the more you realize, this note is nothing but intimidating and harsh and hilarious and brilliant and mean and the list goes on.