These People Had One Job And Utterly Failed

Published on August 2, 2019
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Doctors, nurses, teachers, fireman, policeman, and so on – these are jobs that are stressful every minute, every hour, 365 days a year. Is that an understatement? Probably. But you know what job isn’t that stressful? The ones represented in the photos that follow. No, seriously. The following images showcase individuals who literally had one job, and still failed miserably. So miserably that we’re all laughing at their expense. You may want to prepare yourself, some of these are utterly ridiculous beyond comprehension.

Are You Sure?

According to the Dictionary, an onion is “an edible bulb with a pungent taste and smell, composed of several concentric layers, used in cooking.” However that doesn’t seem to be represented correctly in the image below. Like, not even remotely close.

Are You Sure@

Are You Sure?

Bottoms Up

I don’t need an online degree to know that that’s not where the opening should be. Heck, I’m almost positive that a chimpanzee knows this. As would a five-year-old. Literally everyone on this planet, apart from one. ~Sigh.~

Bottoms Up

Bottoms Up

Buffy Would Be Disappointed

Not only would Buffy, the Vampire Slayer be disappointed but she’d slay you – and not with Mr. Pointy. Rather her sharp tongue cause when Buffy starts taking swings, no one is left standing.

Buffy Would Be Disappointed

Buffy Would Be Disappointed

Cheesy

There’s a cheesy joke to be made here but let’s not gouda. Pardon? Oh, I already did? Yeah, I can’t grately apologize either. Cheddar I tell you another joke? Or will you get feta up?

Cheesy

Cheesy

Count Dracula

Do you remember Count Dracula from Sesame Street? Seems to me that like person doesn’t and it’s forever etched in stone. Okay, not etched in stone but you get what I mean.

Count Dracula

Count Dracula

Does It Though?

Everyone smudges the truth every now and again. It’s human nature. However this…this is really pushing it. And there isn’t even much of an attempt to cover up the failure either. Just roll with the punches, we suppose. Think they learned their marketing skills from an online college? Maybe it was lost in translation? Either way, unacceptable!

Does It Though@

Does It Though?

Fancy A Cuppa?

If you really want to cut back on coffee, you need this cup in your life. And we’re pretty sure we don’t need to get into the specifics of why. That’s abundantly clear.

Fancy A Cuppa@

Fancy A Cuppa?

Geography Matters

Where do we even get started? How about with the blatantly obvious? Yup, that seems like a logical choice. First of all, that’s not Asia. Lastly, that’s Africa. Geography lesson: complete.

Geography Matters

Geography Matters

Get Into Formation

Are you familiar with Beyonce’s song ‘Formation’? If the answer to the question is anything but “yes”, then boy, are you missing out. Anyways, while the Heinz packages may be in “formation”, one of them is the odd one out. Care to guess which?

Get Into Formation

Get Into Formation

Good Job

Everyone knows that the best part of a fortune cookie is the fortune inside – oh, and the fun of cracking one open. Not the taste whatsoever. So in this case, they did all the hard work for you. Thanks?

Good Job

Good Job

Good Luck

Going off the last photo, your fortune cookie lied. It straight up lied. The job is NOT well done. It’s the exact opposite actually, which is even more infuriating.

Good Luck

Good Luck

Hip Hip Hippo

So not only do we need to school people on geography but animal species. Because that my friends is not a hippopotamus. Not even close. And if you can’t quite put your finger on it, we’re here to help. That t-shirt clearly shows a rhino.

Hip Hip Hippo

Hip Hip Hippo

I Really Wanta Fanta

Two negatives here, folks. First, the Fanta logo is obviously upside down which is seriously ridiculous. Second, I won’t be able to get that jingle out of my head now! You know the one, “Fanta, Fanta, don’t-cha wanna wanta Fanta (repeat 10 times).” Whoops, guess it’ll be stuck in your head too. Sorry about that.

I Really Wanta Fanta

I Really Wanta Fanta

Intense Much?

Back to school means many things. No more sleeping in, new stationery, new subjects, new teachers, and apparently, knives. Did that last one throw you off? Yeah, so did the display below. That’s one worker who was forced to transfer departments. Maybe they should stick to online college.

Intense Much

Intense Much?

Job Done

When it comes to having to use the toilet, the last thing you want is complications with the toilet roll. It’s bad enough when you run out, but it’s even worse when the situation in the picture below occurs. That’s one you can’t plan for.

Job Done

Job Done

Mannequin Challenge

Do you remember the Mannequin Challenge trend? Maybe this is how it got its start? Or maybe this is how it all ended? Either way, this is one employee who won’t be setting up the Mannequin anymore. Thank goodness, although it does allow for good humor.

Mannequin Challenge

Mannequin Challenge

Mind The Barrier

Typically when you have a barrier set up, it’s supposed to one thing: prevent people from getting in where they’re not supposed to. Or in this case, you just do whatever you want. Chalk it up to laziness? Possibly.

Mind The Barrier

Mind The Barrier

New Species Discovered

While we might not be experts on all animal species, this is plainly animals 101. When a package says “tarantula” then one should expect the eight-legged creep, and not a cockroach. Although it’s equally creepy, it’s not what the package is selling. So it’s also marketing 101 we suppose.

New Species Discovered

New Species Discovered

Oh Canada

Canadians may be a kind people but they’ve also got pride. So let’s assume they’re not entirely pleased to see the British flag on these cheap flip-flops. Am I right?

Oh Canada

Oh Canada

Open Or Close?

In movies, specifically cop movies, a detective may say, “This is an open and shut case.” Maybe the architect of this door should take a lesson from a cop movie. Any cop movie will suffice.

Open Or Close@

Open Or Close?

Paint Job

When you’ve got an old car sometimes you want to give it a new paint job to make it appear new-ish. However I don’t think ~this~ is the kind of paint job you want to go for. Also, how in the world did this even happen? It makes no sense.

Paint Job

Paint Job

Quite The Name

All names are unique, even the most common ones. Why? Well it’s all about personality. And it looks like “Firstname Lastname” has quite the personality.

Quite The Name

Quite The Name

Sign Says

My head is literally shaking in disbelief right now. There’s even a sign that spells out what you needed to put on the pavement. Ridiculous doesn’t even begin to sum up the mistake below.

Sign Says

Sign Says

Got Milk?

Remember all those advertisements of “Got milk?” Yeah, we don’t think the people of Life cereal got the memo. And for a cereal company, that’s just poor marketing. Really poor.

Sour Milk

Got Milk?

Spelling Bee

Hang on, who is the cop and who is the villain? Because this cover actually makes zero sense. In fact, it’s downright embarrassing. Can you imagine how many of these got printed incorrectly? Too many to count we’re sure. Maybe an online college course to brush up on your spelling would help.

Spelling Bee

Spelling Bee

Spin Me Right Round

While we have never personally paid for a billboard ad, we can’t imagine it’s cheap. And the guy who paid for this advertisement deserves a refund, big time.

Spin Me Right Round

Spin Me Right Round

Stay In School Kids

Thinking about dropping out of high school when you’re 16? Think again, kids. Otherwise you’ll be the guy or gal painting signs on pavement…incorrectly. And that’s just no way to live.

Stay In School Kids

Stay In School Kids

Still Tasty Tho

I’m not even mad here. Yes, the company created the ice cream cone incorrectly. But it still works out for the best, well in my opinion it does anyway.

Still Tasty Tho

Still Tasty Tho

Superhero Mixup

Sometimes people get their superheroes mixed up, it happens. However it was literally this person’s job to create a specific superhero backpack. It’s not something one can easily mess up.

Superhero Mixup

Superhero Mixup

Take Your Pick

Either the stickers were applied incorrectly or someone misplaces the tubs. Either way, it’s a saucy predicament. (Yeah, that’s a terrible joke, sorry about that.)

Take Your Pick

Take Your Pick

The Debate Continues

Pepsi versus Coca Cola, you’re either a fan of one or the other. Never both. However the person who set up this display just didn’t care about either one. He or she just wanted to get home, probably.

The Debate Continues

The Debate Continues

The Lion King

Err, and here I was thinking that Scar was the scariest thing about The Lion King. I guess I was wrong.

The Lion King

The Lion King

Toodles

Yeah, we get that this card was obviously misplaced but it’s still hilarious. In a sad, I shouldn’t be laughing at this, kind of way.

Toodles

Toodles

We Gotta Taco About This

This right here is a crime against humanity. Don’t ever mess with the taco. It’s a coveted breakfast, lunch, snack, dinner option, one that needs to be treasured. What? I’m a foodie.

We Gotta Taco About This

We Gotta Taco About This

Well That Clears It Up

You know when you pull on a door when you should push and vice versa. This sign doesn’t help matters any. Or at all even.

Well That Clears It Up

Well That Clears It Up

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