Fossil Fuels
Yes, it is a waste of money and effort to research and implement green, renewable energy. Why not just deplete the ozone layer irreversibly while fighting oil wars? Wind power isn’t an option because it causes cancer in birds.
Fossil Fuels
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The Mall
Shopping malls can make you feel a little uncomfortable. Why bother going there when you can purchase everything that you need online and get it delivered right to your door? It’s a lot less difficult. You know what I’m talking about if you’ve ever seen the glum expressions on the faces of husbands who wouldn’t want to be included. We don’t want grumpy people ruining our shopping experience.
The Mall
