Dear Driver
What a lovely signature, I might have to use that from now when people send me the most ~pointless~ emails.
Think Of The Ice Cream
Quite possibly one of the nicest (ish) notes left on someone’s windshield but we so totally get their pain. Not only did Mr. Important take up two perfectly good spots but he also started a depressing chain reaction, forcing this nice person to have to park miles away and walk in the blistering heat. On top of that, their ice cream (sniff, sniff) melted! The rage within me is all consuming and I wasn’t even a victim.