Grandma’s Yard Sale
We’re not sure why anyone thought revealing their grandmother’s psychosis would help attract customers to their garage sale. Maybe they are more educated about yard sale signs than we are. Maybe there’s a mystery we’re not aware of? And maybe, since the grandmother is insane, her belongings will sell for even less? Perhaps she has unique objects as a result? Who knows for sure? We definitely aren’t one of them.
100% Honest
If there were ever a yard sale to attend, it would undoubtedly be a going to prison sale. You can be certain they’re selling anything, from clothes to jewelry to kitchen utensils. They aren’t getting rid of it to get rid of it. No, they don’t have a say. It’s a perfect case of win-win. You get to buy items at the lowest possible prices. Why is this guy doing you a favor! It’s fantastic in every way except for the fact that you’re going to prison.