The Sex-Obsessed Professor
Just about every professor in the English department because there is somehow sexual symbolism in every novel you’re reading. So you better be prepared to deal with the sexual innuendos in every lecture. Plus, if you want to pass the course, make sure every paper you write about has something in it to do with sex. Right about now, online universities sound really good don’t they?
The Sex Obsessed Professor
The Hippie
You walk into your first lecture and your professor is wearing Birkenstocks, that’s called foreshadowing because this is gonna be one chilled out professor, people. She’ll probably mention smoothies, non-violence and spirituality about 50 times in an hour. Oh yeah, don’t ask her if she wants to smoke with you, we never said she was into that kind of thing just because she’s a hippie.
The Hippie
